Little Miss Sunshine

She killed more bees, just so she could fill the tiny bee graves she’d dug.


Independence Day

If you’re thinking of seeing the Ministry for yourself, it is probably wise to take sandwiches, a thermos and maybe a sleeping bag.

The silliest sausage

At the launderette, an elderly man took off his trousers, put them into the dryer without washing them. He sat on a chair and offered me a cigarette.