A fine day

With the sort of froideur you only find in people in glass booths or servants of minor European royalty, he told me to take a number.

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Ido

It may have been my sympathetic manner, it may have been the badge that says ‘Cock’ that I wear on my lapel, maybe it’s Maybelline, who can tell, but Ido soon began to tell me scandalous stories about his busy sex life.